
He used to jack off every damn day before he met you, but he still does, just not as much. J = Jack/Jill Off (Masturbation headcanon) He’s just very clingy and loves touching, hugging, caressing and giving you sloppy kisses. I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)Īrt keeps it pretty well groomed and trimmed, so no need to worry about that. But he’s still got on his award-winning smile just for you! I mean he’s not like stone faced, but he’s not as goofy as he normally is. G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)Īrt is actually surprisingly more serious during sex. How does he know every position and every key to making you cum on the spot? We will never know.į = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)Īs much as he recommends different position and weird postures, if you’re more simple then he’d either prefer missionary to see your face or to take you from behind. Totally a panty thief and if you don’t see it then you’re dumb.Į = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) He likes watching you run your fingers through it and licking it off, drives him absolutely nuts.ĭ = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

It’s that simple, so flash him and he’ll probably cry. He tries his best to clean you up and make you comfortable, seeming that some nights can get pretty rough.ī=Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)Īs for you, your chest. A=Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
